She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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