how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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