I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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