Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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