Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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