quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Duck Duck Cougar?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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