these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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