he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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