she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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