So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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