just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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