my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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