I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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