Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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