god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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