Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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