She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
My ATM looks so different sober.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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