Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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