The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just high enough for therapy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
