i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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