What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
