You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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