we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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