I have demons in me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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