hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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