Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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