Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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