I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You need a sexual gate keeper
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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