And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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