If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I party with great urgency now.
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