And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just forgot I was standing up.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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