doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We left an ass print on the piano.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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