Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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