I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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