i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We just shotgunned beers for America
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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