At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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