he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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