Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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