: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
