Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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