I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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