I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Can I color on your dick again?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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