Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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