btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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