I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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