she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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