Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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