Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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