This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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