Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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