East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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