is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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