real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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