this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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