oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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