Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
