You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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