Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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